Today I went shopping with my friends. One of them informed me that my most recent ex has been asking her to hang out. She ranted about how she thinks he’s a loser and she’s not into him, but said she told him that she would ask me if she can hang with him. She said this in a, “I don’t really want to ask you, because I don’t want to see him” way. Except apparently she told him she really wants to. Except she also has a boyfriend. This would be the second time she has pulled this. Sweet, huh?

I’m sick of people trying to make me angry, and I’m sick of people not being honest. I am a very hard person to make angry. You deserve a fucking award for accomplishing it though.

Also, Dear CHS,

I like it when you go to metal shows and call me a slut from afar. It’s classy, really.