I have commitment issues, as far as relationships are concerned anyways.

Spelling and grammar matter to me. I’ll probably think you’re stupid if you speak like an Amazon.

I judge you if you’re a carbon copy of someone else, and think you’re not.

I secretly have a slight paranoia that someone uses the same toothbrush as me and thinks it’s theirs.

I hate hurting people’s feelings, unless they deserve it. And even so, I don’t try to, I’m just indifferent and I guess people like to think they’re special to me or something.

I hate having to stop everything and go pee.

I look down on people that go through my line and buy massive ammounts of meat.

I put myself in socially awkward situations when they are presented to me for kicks. It’s an addiction.

I usually can’t swallow pills without eating too.

I have too many boys on my ass at once and I usually don’t want any of them enough to deal with them for longer than a few months.